BASKETBALL
1/16
* Grant Hill (bench) - Comes back for a whopping fourteen minutes,
then has to leave. Can this get any more hilarious?
1/14
* JR Bremer (PG) - In first start of the year he gets 20 pts and 6
dimes. Could be the answer at point for the Celts.
* Yao Ming (C) - his knee is fine, but gives a substandard 10/5/5
block performance against Celts.
* Gilbert Arenas (PG) - Career high 31 points in loss to Grizzlies.
* Bonzi Wells (SF) - DNP with some sort of injury.
* Carlos
Boozer (PF) - firmly entrenched as the starter for the Cavs. Poor
Tyrone Hill.
* Jerry Stackhouse (SG) - out for 1/14 with groin pull.
* Vince Carter (SG) - not allowed to practice with the Raptors. He
is working on 17 straight games of DNP.
BASEBALL
* Bartolo Colon (SP) - deal complete to be sent to Marlins, but contingent
on Brad Penny's medical history. In other words, the Expos are still
shopping him around.
FOOTBALL
* Brian Griese (QB) - may be cut by Broncos. Would look good in an
Arizona Cardinals uniform because losers belong together. .
* Priest Holmes (RB) - wins offensive player of the year honors.
* Clinton Portis (RB) - wins offensive rookie of the year honors.
Playoff
Football Final Standings
*1 Miller (First football win)
*2 Ben (Third loss in championship game)
*3 Evan (Incredible finish after 0-3 start)
*4 Mark (Regular season champ)
*5 James (Penalized for violating rules)
*6 Pete/Al (4-0 start to first round loss)
*7 Cooper (TOS winner, first pick)
*8 Smithen (Portis, 4th round next year)
*9 Bell (Rules violations means bad karma)
*10 Scott (Culpepper should be fine next year)
1st Team
All Suck Awards
QB - Kurt Warner
QB - Jeff Garcia
WR - Randy Moss
WR - David Boston
WR - Tim Brown
RB - Shaun Alexander
RB - Warrick Dunn
TE - Jeremy Shockey
K - Jose Cortez
DEF - Chicago
2nd Team All Suck
QB - Kordell Stewart
QB - Jake Plummer
WR - Chris Chambers
WR - Keyshawn Johnson
WR - Torry Holt
RB - Stephen Davis
RB - Michael Pittman
TE - Marcus Pollard
K - Jeff Wilkins
DEF - Washington
1st Team All Crippler
QB - Rich Gannon
QB - Michael Vick
WR - Terrell Owens
WR - Hines Ward
WR - Marvin Harrison
RB - Priest Holmes
RB - Ricky Williams
TE - Tony Gonzalez
K - Jay Feely
DEF - Tampa Bay
Season in Review
We saw the emergence of Priest Holmes and Rich Gannon as the top
players in the league, and then we watched in horror as they promptly
disappeared during fantasy league playoffs. And the Saints are
well, the Saints. Read Evan's latest column
to find out what you need to take into next season.
Championship Run
Hines Ward. Michael Vick. Plaxico Burress. Jeff Garcia. Torry
Holt. These guys led Miller's team to victory this year, although
he could have fielded a team of FAs and beaten Bonedoggy in the
finals. Read his latest column to figure
out what his secrets were this year.
Utterly
Hopeless
You are facing the top point team in your league playoffs. Every
single guy on his team has a good matchup. Your players are facing
the TB and Pittsburgh defenses. Oh, also your starting QB may have
just lost his job. Things look grim for you. What should you do?
Read Evan's Rhino Alert, thats what.
Season in Review
Championship Run 
Utterly
Hopeless