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11/10 TITANS vs. TEXANS

The weather forecasts for this week were gloomy. Heavy showers and high winds would not be the best of conditions to check out the mediocre Titans and the dismal Texans. However, waking up to partly cloudy mid 70's was sooo choice, but there still were 30 mph winds. I predicted a shootout in the parking lot, 42-20 Titans. And after receiving a free poster that stated, "BEWARE OF AIR MCNAIR #9," I felt even more confident with my prediction. Note to self: I am an idiot!

Here are the highlights:
Second Play of the Game - McNair launches a 35 yard pass towards Kevin Dyson in single coverage. Oh yes, look at Dyson, he's not even looking at the ball and Aaron Glenn has an easy interception on an underthrown ball. McNair would never look down the field again.

Texans First Drive - Boy it seems like David Carr isn't patient in the pocket. Oh no, I am mistaken. The Titans are blitzing and the Texans O-line can't pick up anyone. I figured out two things very quickly. One, the Texans are not going to score because their O-line is AWFUL. Two, David Carr is going to get killed today.

McNair to Mason - The Titans second drive of the game ends with a wonderful 13 yard connection to D. Mason. After seeing the replay and Mason's effort to just break the plain, I'm thinking 2-3 TDs for Mason. Note to self: Again, I am an idiot. The Titans are not capable of scoring that many points.

Eddie George - Trade this guy immediately! Get whatever you can for him. The Texans could not stop the run when it mattered and the Titans gave Eddie George every chance to have a great game. He should have had 140 yards and 2 TDs, but I bet he only had 85 yards and I know he didn't score. Trade him! If he can't score against these guys, I'd be afraid to predict what he's going to do against the Steelers next weekend.

The Texans Offense - Trade or drop all Texans! They have no O-line and David Carr is instantly scrambling after the snap. Also, I thought Corey Bradford could open it up against a weak Titans secondary, but Andre Dyson kept the wideout to 3-5 yard routes.

Steve McNair - His only saving grace today was his ability to scramble. He did have a nice 30 yard run, but his pass accuracy and timing was awful today.

Rain, Special Effects, and Boredom - The rain held off until the 3rd quarter, then it was poncho time. While it only rained for a quarter, I must say it made the game much more interesting. These two teams were awful today and the last half of the game was a snooze. But, my friend Jen and I were quite amused with the special effects on the Titantron. In lieu of describing the suckiness of these two teams, here were the Titantron highlights.

The Rock guest appearance - Tribute to Evan on the Titantron. "Do you know who we are playing today? It doesn't matter who we are playing today! Cause we're going to give those Jabronis the smackdown of their lives."

The morphing players - When the Titans highlight a player, they first show a gold Titan statue face and then morph it into the actual player's face. Straight from Michael Jackson's video with Macauly Caulkin. I completely forget the name, forgive me. Jen and I got quite a kick out of this.

The fan games on the field - Here's something new! When a player gets injured on the field, the Titans have fan participation games on the opposite side of the field. Who cares about that guy's broken neck? Hey, Joe Schmo just kicked a 15 yard field goal for a lazy-boy!

Last Comments - The rain held off and now tornadoes are hitting everywhere in Middle Tennessee. I think a tornado needed to hit the Coliseum just to wake up these two teams. They are NOT GOOD. And I still think the Titans should have been named the Tennessee Tornadoes.

Note to self: Norm McDonald was fired from SNL because he was NOT FUNNY. But I will admit, Dirty Work is a great movie. G SEVVVVVVEN!

 
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